Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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