No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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