I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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