So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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