AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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