I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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