I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
too bad you live with your parents still
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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