You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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