The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My boob is missing a layer of skin
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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