can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
