how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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