i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
