i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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