What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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