its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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