Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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