so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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