Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm passing your future prison.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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