It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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