Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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