So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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