it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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