My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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