He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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