I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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