Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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