last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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