Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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