Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
