i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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