YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
