I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A bitchslap is in order.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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