Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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