Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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