i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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