In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She's not a foreskin expert like you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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