This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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