I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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