yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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