i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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