My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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