Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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