Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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