You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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