naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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