speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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