She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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