I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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