Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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