I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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