dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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