But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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