I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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