I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
is it fun? or sober?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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