Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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